05
Feb
09

So far, keeping it together’s been enough

I know I sat down to start a rant of some sort, but now I can’t remember what it was.

but for now Fuck you.

P.s.

It’s fucking cold outside. Something along the lines of an eskimo midget possibly brought a magic box with him and when he opened it, all the cold and polar bears came tumbling out of the box like when you throw a cat in the dryer and open the door mid tumble.

All amiss and angry.

Angry Polar Bears. And Midgets. 

and Cold.

 

 

This is the end.

…You never do see any other way…

28
Dec
08

May you find solace in the gentle arms of sleep

I sometimes get the strangest feeling when some people talk to me, that there is a creature from the pits of hell spewing platitudes in my direction straight from the darkest crater of their wet corn infested bowels.

30
Nov
08

Small Time Shot.

(posted from previous blog on another site.)

 

 

So. Today is a day of sharing. Reviews and such.

Too Human (demo on xbox live):
I’m not really sure what to think of this demo, it lasts about 45 minutes if you smoke 2 cigarettes while playing, and talking to people online. I’m not ADD.
The combat is… nice… But kind of like trying to get a girl off with just your hand. It’s still satisfying, but sometimes you just feel like you aren’t doing something right and you end up on the wrong side of the map jumping up and down saying basically “Wtf”
Now this is just the demo, and it’s not bad, combat is just different. Once you get the hang of it it’s quite sexalicious. God of War in the future with a hint of Diablo etc.
All in all it’s a very pretty hack n slash.
Pandora:
If you have not played around with this fine fine piece of sexbeast I recommend you do. Right now in fact. Here’s the link (Pandora) basically you sign up and all that jazz, then you put in a band you like, and it will start playing music that is similar to that band, and you can choose “I like” or “I don’t like” and based on your choices it will shape a playlist just for you. Like a living breathing organism of orgasmic shiftiness that changes with you, want a new playlist, fuck the old one! make a new one, or add other bands like (random band you like) to your current one. I’ve been through 5 playlists and finally made just one. Also, with the Iphone 2.0 update you can get it on your Iphone, which makes me want to shit myself with glee. Really.
Pistachios: 
Are amazing.
Now I am off to watch Flight of the Conchords to see what all the rave is about.
That is all for now.
-Mission Commander Out



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